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JNU Chronicles: Parval khaye Churaakar

The second part of the series of real-life tales from Jawaharlal Nehru University (JNU), often…

The second part of the series of real-life tales from Jawaharlal Nehru University (JNU), often known as the citadel of Indian Marxism, narrated by a former student of JNU.   

There is a comrade from SFI whom we used to call “Parval khaye Churaakar”. It rhymed perfectly with his name. Some students would also call him “Parval Maa Ch**akar”. It rhymed too but it was in bad taste. He is from Maharastra and was easily recognizable by certain characteristics. He was a Marathi comrade who used a Naga shawl for 8 months in a year, who could be easily spotted sitting at Ganga Dhaba giving lecture to some bored comrades.

He had a Marathi girlfriend who was an active cadre of SFI in school of languages. She contested for Councillor post in 2004 after 4 years of continuous work for the party but she lost as her party leadership made a deal with another leftist organization to share seats, do cross-voting on pre-decided candidates so that ABVP could be defeated.

She felt humiliated as SFI had chosen to sacrifice her and another girl from her party panel won who was in her first year of JNU and had never worked for the Party. This caused a breakup between Parval khaye Churaakar and his girlfriend. Rumors were strong that she sacrificed because she was not a Bengali, she was not a muslim and party leadership thought that she was dark-complexioned which would not be conducive for getting votes. Parval Khaye Churaakar continued with SFI with the hope that he will be given ticket for the President’s post.

In recent news he has joined AAP after not getting any decent in spite of spending a decade in the JNU campus. He married another Marathi girl and both brahmin comrades are happily fighting for communism in India.

Commies would always shout slogans like: “Laal Hai Bhai Laal Hai, JNU Laal Hai, Laal Hai Laal Hai.”

One slogan that boys of ABVP would shout with permission of ABVP leadership to mimic the above slogan was:

“Laal Hai Bhai Laal Hai, Lifeboy Laal Hai, Laal Hai Laal Hai.
Par Parval to Kala Hai, Par Sharam se Laal Hai, Laal Hai Bhai Laal Hai.”

Navneet is self-employed in Africa. His interests include writing stories rooted in life.
  • Tarun Prasad

    Dear Editor, why are you letting such personal diary account be published on your otherwise wonderful blog? Please remove this nonsensical section JNU chronicles. The job of this website is to strengthened Hinduism and India. Don’t let such childish post dilute the credibility of your website.

  • PunchLine: Laal Hi Dalaal Hai, JNU Gaddaro Ki Taksaal Hai. 🙂

  • Dr. MS

    Navneet, kindly do something about the commentators impersonating certain people who have distorted the initials Dr.MS to Dr.M5, to feel important or to mock. My student showed me some of the comments using my initials. Kindly tell your editors to moderate…as your weblog is being circulated as “a con”. Your name will be ruined by this kind of duplicity where Dr.MS has been changed to Dr.M5 by some insecure or devious men to deceive and muddle the comment section. How unfortunate for you and your comrades.

    Your write up on Marxism on campus is juvenile. I do not disagree that college campuses can be the playground for ideologues and party leaders looking for new recruits. But how come you never commented on how Shabana Azmi became a Marxist? And how many students do not convert to Marxist philosophy though they may listen, debate and attend Communist meetings? But then again tell me which British colonial or American mercantile organization converted you to “Capitalism or anti-Communism”? That story also needs to be told.

    From your vantage point it might seem IndiaFacts is made up two losers: clueless Marxist followers (and Marx was an Anglo European German Jew) or enslaved Capitalist devotees (with imported theories of Capitalism from Christian nations or former imperial powers). While you criticize one you embrace another…and we are supposed to be fooled or impressed?

    And some commentators, like Contrarian, Krispy, India, etc, are actually ruining your reputation…while pretending to agree or applaud. Quite contrarian and ingenious don’t you think?

    And you Navneet, and IndiaFacts, are paying the price. .

    You better start moderating…

    And I am not a “he” to those macho moronic idiots who think anyone who writes intelligently and smartly must be a “he”.

    And I am a she who writes far better than the he Dr. M5…who cannot get his third rate mind to find an initial of its own.

  • Navneet, would you please expunge the posts by this unpleasant individual Dr. “MS” who has taken it upon himself to impersonate me. Normally I would be flattered but since it is clearly the work of a short, dark-skinned dhoti-wearing woman-hating Hindu man who is jealous of my unparalleled achievements in so many fields such as (but not limited to) beekeeping, loan-sharking, space-travel, dolphin-breeding, cheese-rolling, planetary terraforming etc. over the last 4000 years I think removal of this individual would be better. Better still, if you could somehow find a way to imprison him for life, perhaps with no food, that would be splendid, since impersonating the greatest human being who ever lived and ever will live should by rights be punishable by death.

    Here’s a highly relevant article to prove my point:

    http://www.drsfostersmith.com/pic/article.cfm?articleid=1628

    Also, did you know I was the UN Secretary General for a straight 142 years in the 15th century alone? But you people never listen, because you are all woman-hating Hindu scum. I don’t know why I bother.

    • Chaim Shoahsteinburg

      Pure genius.

  • Dr. MS

    Navneet, kindly do something about the commentators impersonating certain people who have distorted the initials Dr.MS to Dr.M5, to feel important or to mock. My student showed me some of the comments using my initials. Kindly tell your editors to moderate…as your weblog is being circulated as “a con”. Your name will be ruined by this kind of duplicity where Dr.MS has been changed to Dr.M5 by some insecure or devious men to deceive and muddle the comment section. How unfortunate for you and your comrades.

    Your write up on Marxism on campus is juvenile. I do not disagree that college campuses can be the playground for ideologues and party leaders looking for new recruits. But how come you never commented on how Shabana Azmi became a Marxist? And how many students do not convert to Marxist philosophy though they may listen, debate and attend Communist meetings? But then again tell me which British colonial or American mercantile organization converted you to “Capitalism or anti-Communism”? That story also needs to be told.

    From your vantage point it might seem IndiaFacts is made up two losers: clueless Marxist followers (and Marx was an Anglo European German Jew) or enslaved Capitalist devotees (with imported theories of Capitalism from Christian nations or former imperial powers). While you criticize one you embrace another…and we are supposed to be fooled or impressed?

    And some commentators, like Contrarian, Krispy, India, etc, are actually ruining your reputation…while pretending to agree or applaud. Quite contrarian and ingenious don’t you think?

    And you Navneet, and IndiaFacts, are paying the price. .

    You better start moderating…

    • Quite contrarian ? That reminds me. Though the original Dr. MS is better.

      • Ignore the fraud Contrarian, I think you’re great. Clearly he has nothing better to do with his life than impersonate those superior to him. These people live their lives in total hatred of women, as is taught to them by their superstitions, but deep down they really wish they were women.

        We all need to try harder to break free from violent, superstitious, short, brown, dhoti-wearing, beedi-smoking, dark-skinned, misogynistic woman-hating Hindu men.

  • Hari Tadepalli

    This article is a pointless excursion through the life of some individual who could be of any social, economic, political and ethnic denomination. Without leading the larger observable phenomenon on JNU being an incubation camp of India haters ad leftists liberals, it serves no purpose.

  • During those six months at JNU when I did my first PhD in Cabbage Science at 6 years old, I have to say I saw this quite a lot, but being stunningly beautiful and light-skinned myself naturally I didn’t have to suffer any of it. These were the nicest guys I ever knew, the exact opposite of short dark-skinned dhoti-wearing woman-hating Hindu men. Articles like this obviously come from the heart, but there’s clearly a long streak of jealousy there. I say if you’re born short, dark and ugly, you can make up for it by at least joining some of the noble political causes that those JNU buddies of mine worked for – reducing superstition, hatred of minorities and abuse of beautiful Indian women that is so endemic in India.

    Here’s a highly relevant article that proves my point:

    http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-shaped-fruits-vegetables/

    I would urge the uneducated, low IQ, short brown woman-hating Hindu men that abuse me continuously on these websites, rather than appreciated my educational presence, to get someone to read and explain the article to them. Over to you.